Kristabella | June 23, 2008
Today, guest blogging on my site are my two cats. Because Kristabella has run out of things to write about. Something she never would have thought was even possible. Dear Human, We need to talk. We are not satisfied with the food situation in our home. Notice we said our home, since we spend more time […]
Kristabella | June 22, 2008
So Saturday was the shower/bachelorette party for my friend Jenny. You know, the one where I ranted about presents and having to buy people underwear? I ended up getting her a cute tank thing with matching panties. At the very last minute because I am the LAZIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Seriously. I went to […]
Kristabella | June 18, 2008
Did you guys know I start a lot of sentences with and? I didn’t realize it until I started writing for Betty Confidential and got my edited pieces back with all the Ands taken out. I’m like a fucking indecisive kid in a candy store. “I want gum drops. And I want pixie sticks. And I […]
Kristabella | June 17, 2008
So this coming weekend, I was invited to an “Uncensored” shower for a friend of mine. First thought: R. Kelly won’t be there will he? I know how GOLDEN his “uncensored” showers are. Second thought: This is going to make my prudish self uncomfortable. I just know it. My friend Jenny, the Chicago Woman of […]
Kristabella | June 16, 2008
My creativity and ability to write anything has completely escaped me right now. And I feel the need to push yesterday’s post and all it’s woe-is-me-ness down the page. Thank you for all your comments and emails. It meant a lot. I was having a bad day, a fat-slash-ugly day, and I just hit a […]
