Need To Fill This Space

Posted By on June 16, 2008

My creativity and ability to write anything has completely escaped me right now. And I feel the need to push yesterday’s post and all it’s woe-is-me-ness down the page.

Thank you for all your comments and emails. It meant a lot. I was having a bad day, a fat-slash-ugly day, and I just hit a low. And I think we all have those days. Lately I’ve been having more of them than normal. But I’ve resolved to quit my bitching and my complaining and do something about it! I can eat better and work out some and make myself feel better about how I look.

I feel like the funny has been zapped out of me today. I’m watching The Mole and the snarkyness has left the building and I can’t even properly make fun of the guy that is anorexic. Or say anything more than how much I hate the host, even though he used to be a sportscaster in Chicago. Or how when this show ends, I’m going to be as blindsided with who the mole is as I am with EVERY episode of Scooby Doo. Because I never guess that it is Old Man Taylor, the grave digger, who got foiled by those meddling kids.

I could tell you about how I’m STILL not done at the dentist with this fucking tooth. They took the molds for my 2 crowns and fucked one up. And then didn’t tell me before I went in, you know like just picking up the phone and telling me, and just figured I would give up 2 hours of my morning instead of the 30 minutes they had told me it would take. Like I don’t have a JOB to go to.

So now, instead of only one more appointment with these fucking asshats, I now have THREE more. And I just found out that that I’m going to be paying a shitload out of my pocket because I reached my maximum for the year. And I think as retaliation for their idiocy, I may just pay them $20 a month for the rest of my life until I pay it off. Because I want them to know how it feels TO BE FUCKED AROUND WITH.

Plus, once I have my last appointment, I will never be going back there AGAIN.

And that will be a good, good day. As good as the day I figure out the ending to Scooby Doo before they pull the mask off.

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to “Hey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.

Comments

19 Responses to “Need To Fill This Space”

  1. Angella says:

    Dentists are of the devil. That is all.

    Angella’s last blog post..Pierced

  2. Dingo says:

    You’ve managed to mention The Mole, dentists, and Scooby Doo in one post. That’s a good day in my book.

    Dingo’s last blog post..I Am?!  I Am the Dog?!

  3. witchypoo says:

    I’ve got the blank editor screen blues too.

    witchypoo’s last blog post..Just Lazy

  4. Raven says:

    I just want a day with no drama or vomit.

    That’s all I ask. Wait. A day with no drama, tantrums or vomit. Yes.

    Raven’s last blog post..can I get a do-over?

  5. Mahnee says:

    I just want a day where the bitch across the wall here at work DOES NOT CRACK HER EFFING GUM loud enough to rattle the pictures on my desk. Fuck! Yes, Mahnee said “fuck”! She’s at it already & it’s barely 7:30am!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
    And I wonder why I have headaches. Let’s just see what my boss does about it cuz I finally complained on behalf of the entire department yesterday.

  6. I think I am going to have to boycott your blog until I get my own root canal done because every time I stop by here I then go and call to reschedule my appointment. DON’T WANT.

  7. rye says:

    Haha, that Old Man Taylor is a tricky, tricky guy. And I’m SO sorry for you and your dentistry problems – ugh!

    rye’s last blog post..Wii is watching

  8. Ashmystir says:

    I heart Scooby Doo!!

    =)

    Ashmystir’s last blog post..mixed nuts monday…

  9. Lauren says:

    I hope your dentist is giving you a big discount.

    Lauren’s last blog post..Hug, Kiss, or Handshake?

  10. -R- says:

    I LOVE THE MOLE!

    Can we talk about the fact that if Bobby isn’t the mole, that means he is just totally worthless and really did need to be wheeled around in a wheelbarrow?! When that lady cried because Bobby was leaving, I was like – ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    And Paul apparently thinks he is really smart, but the more he talks, the dumber he appears. It is hilarious. If I were on the show, I would laugh in his face.

    I am sure that I will never figure out who the mole is. But I’m ok with that.

    -R-‘s last blog post..Olympic Fever

  11. Marguerite says:

    As if this won’t make Bacon’s day: http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=9134890

  12. Noelle says:

    I haven’t been to the dentist in years. They made me cry. Not from the pain, but from the money. I know the longer I wait the worse it will get, but I’m hoping that my dental ship will come in at some point.

    Noelle’s last blog post..All quiet on the Tannenbaum Front

  13. Kristie says:

    Dentists suck. I hate them. But I need to make my appointment for my yearly chck up. Blah.

    Kristie’s last blog post..I’m home!

  14. Jenn says:

    My friend posted a picture of me on her facebook with my back-fat and double chin proudly displayed for all the world to see. Awesome. I think I just caught your fat-slash-ugly day. That must mean you don’t have it anymore. You’re welcome!

    Jenn’s last blog post..Just Carrying A Gym Bag Is Not Considered “Working Out”??

  15. Laurel says:

    I am in the crabbiest mood ever today. I wish I was crabby in Chicago, cause then we’d go drink.

    THEN we’d have something to blog about!

    Laurel’s last blog post..Roommate Week: Part Five

  16. Ree says:

    I’m with Laurel. It’s not so much than I’m crabby as it’s, oh…hell, yea, I’m crabby.

    Ree’s last blog post..Weren’t the Tonys last night?

  17. JRM says:

    Even though you may not feel funny, you are still funny.

    JRM’s last blog post..The Weather

  18. Vanessa says:

    Dentists suck. They are the sadists of doctors.

  19. Coast Rat says:

    I hate it when the dentist does that… so many things down the road are adversely affected by it. Crap!

    Coast Rat’s last blog post..BLOND GIRL’S SURPRISE TWENTY-FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY!