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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008I thought for sure today would be a great day, coming off my awesome Canada Day high (literally and figuratively). And then I got on the bus. And then my day just started on a shitty note.
This morning when I got on the bus, I put my nose deep in my book and got ready [...]
It’s Canada Day
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008And what is Canada Day? I have no idea. But because I’m in charge of proofing the company calendar at work, I know that it is always on July 1. One of my co-workers and I think it is Canada’s 4th of July. Not Independence Day. But basically Canada’s day in the beginning of July to [...]
It’s A Rant!
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008So this coming weekend, I was invited to an “Uncensored” shower for a friend of mine.
First thought: R. Kelly won’t be there will he? I know how GOLDEN his “uncensored” showers are.
Second thought: This is going to make my prudish self uncomfortable. I just know it.
My friend Jenny, the Chicago Woman of the Year Finalist, [...]
NYC: The City That Goes To Bed At 9:30 PM
Thursday, April 24th, 2008First off, look what I figured out! And you know what? I had to go in and take out TWO COMMAS from some damn code. Two fucking commas made me not able to post a damn photo. TWO. COMMAS. This is God’s cruel, cruel joke because I’m a comma happy whore in my real life.
Without [...]
Seriously In Need Of A Vacation
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008I’ve hit that point where I have nothing to write about it. And not only is there nothing in my brain to write about, my brain has rebelled and completely checked out and just wants to go to bed at a decent hour and not spend two hours looking at a blank white computer screen [...]
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