Dear Chase, You Need A Punch In The Neck

| April 10, 2012

I bank at Chase. Well, I was with Washington Mutual and then they went belly up. I don’t really have any complaints with them. Until now. I mean, it was a pain when I had to get a new debit card when it became Chase and had to change all my automatic payments. But I [...]

Global Warming

| January 9, 2012

We have had a mild winter in Chicago. And that is putting it mildly. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) Seriously, we have had almost no measurable snow, it hasn’t been bitter cold and over the weekend I had my windows open! In my house! In Chicago! In January! The sun was so warm and it [...]

Fruit Ruins Everything!

| November 16, 2011

I suppose I could tie this into The Brady Bunch. I mean, Peter’s famous line when he was trying to get a personality and was talking like Humphrey Bogart was “Pork Chops and Applesauce.” So I will tie it into that because fruit does not belong with savory things. Pork chops and applesauce? Together? Touching [...]

General Maladies

| November 11, 2011

I ended up calling the doctor and talking to the pharmacist about my impending antibiotics dose. My doctor said that while C Diff does indeed suck, a mouth infection is also not good. So she suggested that I take probiotics. The pharmacist was not much help at all and wasn’t exactly sure what C Diff [...]

Because You’re An Asshole?

| October 25, 2011

I’m forcing myself to write something, and something funny, because today was a rough day at work. I can’t get into it, but let’s just say I hope today never repeats itself in my tenure. And I hope that tenure is long! So Monday morning, as I was getting off the bus and heading to [...]