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Also This Weekend, I Called The Police

I actually had an interesting weekend, this past weekend, besides the whole becoming a homeowner thing. Because that was really just Friday and I’ve kind of forgotten about it. Since I don’t live there yet.
But then I remember when I notice all the things I have yet to pack. How can you spend a whole [...]

Target Is Supposed To Be A Happy Place

Guess what I spent my Sunday afternoon doing? I spent it in jail after I punched a bitch in the face in the Bath aisle at Target.
Well, not really. But I came close to it. In fact, I was waiting for the bitch to rumble with me in the cat food aisle.
I’m so going to [...]

Dear Insurance Company

So this afternoon I finally decided to open the mail that had been piling up for the last couple of days weeks. Since all my bills are paid automatically through my checking account, there isn’t much to open besides the credit card statements, and I know the exact days those are paid each month.
Mostly it [...]

It Must Have Been The Fake Uggs From Target

So this afternoon I went out to the grocery store to do my weekly shopping. I also had to go out to Staples because I had to buy more envelopes. Because Kodak Gallery thought it would be genius to send me only 80 envelopes when I ordered 140 Christmas cards. Because that is new math [...]

At Least Loser Was Spelled Right

A few weeks ago, I was approached by a reporter for the Chicago Tribune about an article they were doing for Halloween. The reporter wanted to do a story on people who hated Halloween and why they hated it. In her research, she found my blog and this post.
(For those of you who don’t want [...]