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    Let Me Tell You

    Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

    Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE.
    And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is weird [...]

    Jesus Juice

    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

    Dear Wine,
    You and I are no longer friends.
    We have always had a good relationship from the minute your grapey goodness touched my lips. Yes, you turn my teeth a disgusting shade of purple, but I never cared. I liked having you in my belly, loved the warm feeling and the lovely glow you gave me.
    You always [...]

    10 PM Is The 2 AM Of Old Drunks

    Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

    So Saturday was the shower/bachelorette party for my friend Jenny. You know, the one where I ranted about presents and having to buy people underwear?
    I ended up getting her a cute tank thing with matching panties. At the very last minute because I am the LAZIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Seriously. I went to Macy’s [...]

    SF: It Isn’t All Fog And Taxi Cab Accidents

    Monday, June 2nd, 2008

    So thankfully my trip wasn’t all about bumping my head in a taxi cab accident. That small piece of my time was just something to talk about incessantly when I wasn’t talking about my BLAWG or Bacon. Because, holy shit people, I can talk about NOTHING ELSE.
    My flight out to San Francisco (never to be called San [...]

    Wine Is My Friend

    Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

    Can I tell you? It is hard to type when you have had some alcoholic beverages. The backspace key, it becomes your best friend. I shall (who says shall when they are drunk?) try to catch all misspellings, but I’m guessing I won’t. And that will be even funnier.
    I went to a bar tonight that [...]

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