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    Her Name Was NOLA

    Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

    I’m back from New Orleans. And any of you that follow me on Twitter are well aware of the good time I had. I really should step away from my phone when I’ve been drinking. Especially when I’ve had many, many rum-filled drinks.
    I love New Orleans. I imagine I now know how people feel about [...]

    Why I Shouldn’t Ever Drink Shots

    Sunday, January 4th, 2009

    Alternate title: One of the Many, Many Reasons I Would Be a Bad Rock of Love Contestant.
    Before I get into the real point of this post, I just had to share that my cat is licking the glue off an envelope right now. He’s been doing it all day. Where the fuck was that kind of help [...]

    Cop-Out

    Friday, October 10th, 2008

    First off, I have to share with you what I purchased at Target today. Yes, it is boxed wine. But look! It comes in a cube. In four single servings. (Well, single servings if you aren’t ME.) Or as I’ve decided they should be marketed, JUICE BOXES FOR WINE! JUICE BOXES FOR ADULTS! JUICE BOXES [...]

    Drunken Birthday Extravaganza

    Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

    If you didn’t know (from constant reminders and my drunken Twittering), this past Sunday was my birthday. I’m now officially in my 30s and celebrated the most anti-climactic birthday ever. I mean, really, the only thing I decided I could say about my 31st birthday was that I am now only four years away from [...]

    Let Me Tell You

    Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

    Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE.
    And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is weird [...]

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