Kristabella | October 10, 2008
First off, I have to share with you what I purchased at Target today. Yes, it is boxed wine. But look! It comes in a cube. In four single servings. (Well, single servings if you aren’t ME.) Or as I’ve decided they should be marketed, JUICE BOXES FOR WINE! JUICE BOXES FOR ADULTS! JUICE BOXES [...]
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Kristabella | September 16, 2008
If you didn’t know (from constant reminders and my drunken Twittering), this past Sunday was my birthday. I’m now officially in my 30s and celebrated the most anti-climactic birthday ever. I mean, really, the only thing I decided I could say about my 31st birthday was that I am now only four years away from [...]
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Kristabella | July 29, 2008
Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE.
And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is weird [...]
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Kristabella | July 8, 2008
Dear Wine,
You and I are no longer friends.
We have always had a good relationship from the minute your grapey goodness touched my lips. Yes, you turn my teeth a disgusting shade of purple, but I never cared. I liked having you in my belly, loved the warm feeling and the lovely glow you gave me.
You always [...]
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Kristabella | June 22, 2008
So Saturday was the shower/bachelorette party for my friend Jenny. You know, the one where I ranted about presents and having to buy people underwear?
I ended up getting her a cute tank thing with matching panties. At the very last minute because I am the LAZIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Seriously. I went to Macy’s [...]
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