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Dirty Girl Scout

So, remember that one time, like I don’t know, weeks ago? When I mentioned that I may quite possibly be a little tired? You may not remember that one time because it’s not like I’ve gone on and on about the EXHAUSTION because who would do that? Not me, that’s for sure. Because I’m awesome like that.
Today I not [...]

4/19/08 - The Day I Officially Became Old

This weekend I had big plans. Big drinking plans. An event I was looking forward to for weeks. I was going to the cubs game on Saturday afternoon, watching the game from one of the rooftops on Waveland Avenue. I was going to drink myself silly because I spent a good chunk of money (part [...]

Drink Up Bitches!

If you’ve read one sentence of this blog, namely my tagline, you will know that alcohol and I have a love/love affair. We are the bestest friends that two things can be. So clearly, St. Patty’s Day is one of my most favorite holidays. It is a holiday where the only goal is to drink as [...]

We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Post

Hi. This is Bacon. I’m filling in for Kristabella. And I’m not happy about it, let me tell you. Remember how she was telling us all how she’d answer the questions for Bacon TODAY? And that she wasn’t going to be lazy like last time?
Well guess what? I sat up waiting, patiently mind you, for [...]

I Mean Hate In A Good Way

First off, I would like to talk about milk. I did not realize that people had such strong feelings about milk. But I would like to clarify, that I love milk. It does a body good. And it is so tasty. I don’t just drink it with meals. Sometimes I just drink it for the hell of [...]