It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Health Goes Down And You Need A Cow

| November 1, 2012

I was talking to my friend Daisy yesterday, the absolutely lovely, beautiful and all-around perfect human being Daisy (she told me to say that, but she is pretty rad), and we were talking about NaBloPoMo. That’s upon us now and we were both saying how we’re not doing it this year. I mentioned I will [...]

Return of The Snark*

| October 22, 2012

So. Hello. I can’t even pretend I haven’t posted in almost three months. And I feel like there should be some explanation for my absence, but as always, there is not. I am just lazy and tired and, and, and, and one hundred other excuses. Sometimes you just need a break from something. I have [...]

A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That

| April 18, 2012

I’m pretty sure in almost six years of blogging (SIX? Holy crap!) I have used this blog title before. But I’m too lazy to go back and look and I’ll know once it posts and has a 2 after the title. That is WordPress’ way of being all “YOU LACK CREATIVITY, JACKASS.” So what’s new, [...]

Dear Chase, You Need A Punch In The Neck

| April 10, 2012

I bank at Chase. Well, I was with Washington Mutual and then they went belly up. I don’t really have any complaints with them. Until now. I mean, it was a pain when I had to get a new debit card when it became Chase and had to change all my automatic payments. But I [...]

Random Thoughts

| February 9, 2012

So, I want to write something new and I just have no ideas. My life is so extremely boring that I’m almost hoping for some weirdoes on the train to give me some blog fodder. Almost. I’m still going to the gym. Tonight was day 10 out of 20. I’m halfway there. I have to [...]