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    We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Post

    Friday, March 7th, 2008

    Hi. This is Bacon. I’m filling in for Kristabella. And I’m not happy about it, let me tell you. Remember how she was telling us all how she’d answer the questions for Bacon TODAY? And that she wasn’t going to be lazy like last time?
    Well guess what? I sat up waiting, patiently mind you, for [...]

    I Mean Hate In A Good Way

    Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

    First off, I would like to talk about milk. I did not realize that people had such strong feelings about milk. But I would like to clarify, that I love milk. It does a body good. And it is so tasty. I don’t just drink it with meals. Sometimes I just drink it for the hell of [...]

    Tuesday Is The New Monday

    Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

    I took the day off on Monday. This serious case of the blahs and Seasonal Affective Disorder and whatever else has made me hate getting up for work and wishing that I had a vacation. And not even to a tropical place. Just a vacation to my couch. I also usually tend to wake up thinking [...]

    Because Train Is A Mode Of Travel

    Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

    Well, apparently my little experiment went over quite well yesterday. I think that’s a comment record. It’s why I wish Dooce would have never opened comments up. Talk about an inferiority complex. Does she even read past comment 450? Who gets 950 comments? That’s ridonkulous.
    But it has made me get to thinking, and it will [...]

    -2 Degrees IS As Cold As You’d Think

    Sunday, January 20th, 2008

    Oh hai. Yeah, I haven’t written in awhile. I was a tad on the busy side this week. And when I say on the busy side, I was out drinking FOR WORK and handing out my number to strange Chicago policemen and not getting enough sleep and not sticking to my diet because as I’ve [...]

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