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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008You know what is not smart? Not smart is waiting to write your post for today after you get back from therapy. This is not smart for a few reasons: one, it is late when you get home from therapy because the fucking CTA decided to work on the tracks on the brown line, making [...]
I’m Available For Babysitting
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008I didn’t post last night because I am coming down with a cold and I just didn’t feel like it. And what that means is that Flavor Flav was picking his “lady” last night on the season finale of Flavor of Love 3. And I had to know who he picked because I knew someone [...]
The E Stands For EXIT
Sunday, April 13th, 2008This weekend was the big celebration of my nephew’s sixth birthday. Which means it was a typical kid’s party and was held at none other than Chuck E. Cheese.
I was actually looking forward to it earlier in the week. I figured I could brush up on my Skee-Ball skills and hope to fulfill my lifelong dream [...]
Half Dozen
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008Today, April 8, is my nephew Noah’s sixth birthday. And because his Auntie is a drunk and went out on Monday night, she didn’t get a chance to post this until he was probably fast asleep with dreams of cupcakes and lots of presents dancing in his head.
Once he gets older he’ll learn to ignore [...]
Tales from a Weekend
Monday, February 18th, 2008I have self-diagnosed myself with that Seasonal Affective Disorder. Because I’m always tired and I want to eat. Oh, and I HATE winter. I either have that or I’m secretly a bear and getting ready to hibernate.
It’s made me all blah and not want to blog or watch TV or do anything. And look, if I [...]