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    A Christmas Recap in Bullet Form

    Sunday, December 28th, 2008

    While I do love me some long weekends, it is also not a good thing. Because that many days of sleeping in and napping makes my body think we’re unemployed again. Whereas I would be all “NO! I can’t be unemployed AGAIN!” My body is thinking “WOO FUCKING HOO! NAPS! Glorious, glorious NAPS!”
    Needless to say, my [...]

    We Wish You A Merry Chrismukkah

    Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

    For those of you who are new (or newish) here, you have probably been wondering why is it that I send out 140 holiday cards. And not only that I send out that many, but that I complain about it. Because while I am totally awesome, I don’t really think there are that many people out [...]

    Happy Baconsgiving!

    Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

    Hello my loyal subjects!
    It is Bacon here. I’m writing to all of you on the eve of this Thanksgiving holiday because our fair Kristabella is lying on the couch, wine glass in hand, enjoying her evening going into a holiday. You know, because it has been a long time since she had all the time in [...]

    Drink Up Bitches!

    Sunday, March 16th, 2008

    If you’ve read one sentence of this blog, namely my tagline, you will know that alcohol and I have a love/love affair. We are the bestest friends that two things can be. So clearly, St. Patty’s Day is one of my most favorite holidays. It is a holiday where the only goal is to drink as [...]

    Five Gold Rings

    Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

    So what did y’all do on Christmas? Because this girl (points to self) became an Olympic medalist five times over. Oh, and I also am the new Olympic record holder in rowing. Boo. Yeah.
    Overall, pretty good Christmas, if I do say so myself.
    My nephew Tommy was lucky enough to get a Wii from Santa and [...]

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