Every Weekend Should Be A Three-Day Weekend

Kristabella | May 31, 2010

I keep forgetting it is Monday. It feels like Sunday. Although, this is better than thinking it is Friday when it is only Thursday. I do that a lot. It is always the worst disappointment in the world. It’s like learning you won the lottery and then someone being all “SIKE!” (That was for you [...]

What Ails Me

Kristabella | May 25, 2010

Ails. Is that a word? Is that the right use of the derivative of ailment? “A cure for what ails you”? Anyway, don’t mind me, I’m back to posting on consecutive days and here I will yet again complain about my old body and its failings. I woke up this morning with a sore back. [...]

2009 Ends With A FAIL

Kristabella | December 29, 2009

Hey! Guess what? Apparently my laptop is broken! Well, not totally, completely broken yet (seeing as I am posting this from said laptop), but I’ll be getting the blue screen of death here any time soon. (Note to self: remember to back it up.) This is God’s way of punishing for me slacking on my [...]

The Spinster Cold

Kristabella | November 2, 2009

I’m sick. I have a cold. No, I’m not copying Heather B. But yes, I want to be exactly like her! Because she knows Denene, who KNOWS NENE! Anyway, it’s nothing serious (NO, NOT H1N1, but a big thank you to my brother for asking and assuming, even though he doesn’t know my symptoms! You [...]

Pain In The Neck. Literally.

Kristabella | October 14, 2009

Do you guys watch The Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo? If so, you’ll realize that Rachel does not know the correct meaning of literally. She says it for everything. She “literally dies” at least seven times each episode. Which, if it were literal Rachel, you would be dead. Or a cat with 27 lives. God [...]