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I Can Add “Picks Up Trash” To My Resume

You know what I never talk about here? Jobs and interviews and work. Because someone who goes on and on about all that kind of stuff is just a whore, plain and simple.
It’s a good thing I don’t talk about jobs and stuff here because then you wouldn’t care to hear about a job I [...]

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines

This weekend my friends Kirk and Teri were in town. Kirk is my old boss from the Niners and Teri is his wife. They were in town because Kirk is a public relations consultant and is doing some PR work for Luczo Dragon Racing, which competes in the Indy Racing League. (Which, is the IRL. Which, [...]

How’s This For Embarrassing?

Have I mentioned that I am obsessed with the Olympics? No? Well, let me tell you that Olympic fever, I has it. And I have fallen into a deep depression because Michael Phelps hasn’t been on my TV in DAYS, DAYS I TELL YOU, and now I have to resort to Google and reading any [...]

How My Mind Works

The Olympics are giving me ADD. I started writing two posts yesterday and had to give up because they were just CRAP! If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP!
I wanted to tell you about how I spent my weekend as a cat. How I got home Friday from work, earlier than normal, and took a two-hour [...]

4/19/08 – The Day I Officially Became Old

This weekend I had big plans. Big drinking plans. An event I was looking forward to for weeks. I was going to the cubs game on Saturday afternoon, watching the game from one of the rooftops on Waveland Avenue. I was going to drink myself silly because I spent a good chunk of money (part [...]