All in the Family
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Sunday, January 6th, 2008So this coming weekend, I’m going over to my stepmom’s for the weekend to watch the house and make sure my three half-sisters don’t burn it down or throw some wild and crazy raging party. And if they do, I’m sure I’ll embarrass all of them by calling it a “rager” because that’s just how [...]
Lucky
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007Today is my mom’s birthday. And since I’m the world’s laziest daughter and just mailed her card yesterday (I’m better than your sister, at least), I’ve decided to tell you all a little about my Mom.
My mom is amazing. She’s been through a lot in her life. She was married to an alcoholic who put [...]
3 AM
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007Today has been a hell of a day. I’m exhausted. Literally worn down to the nub.
At 3 o’clock this morning, my phone rang. My landline home phone. Which no one besides telemarketers and my family have. Because I only have it to get DSL.
I had just recently gotten up to take some Advil for the [...]
Hate Halloween
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007I planned on writing this last year. But then I got the sore throat of death and was stuck in bed resting watching the Game Show Network.
Because I hate Halloween. Really do.
Now, I always dressed up as a kid. I was an 80s rocker most years because you teased your hair into a rat’s nest, [...]
Two
Friday, October 12th, 2007To My Favorite Niece,
Today you turn two. And I wish you could stay this age forever. Because you are so much fun right now. And you still think your Auntie is hilarious and hot shit. Don’t forget that as you get older.
I wish I could put into words how much I love you. Or how [...]