He’s Trying To Kill Me

| March 20, 2012

I’m pretty sure my cat Simba is trying to kill me. He looks innocent enough and he’s a very loving cat and I’ve never met one person who doesn’t immediately fall in love with this cat. He LOVES people. And if you pet him and let him sit on your lap? You’ll be his friend forever. I, [...]

Slack Jawed Yokel

| February 8, 2012

It is no secret on this blog that the dentist and I, we have a history. A long, sordid history. I’m convinced I murdered a dentist in a previous life and I’m paying for it in this life. I’ve finally accepted this and am now never fazed by anything I hear my dentist tell me [...]

Inside Voice

| November 14, 2011

I don’t know how to whisper. It is a problem that has afflicted me since I learned to speak. I don’t have an inside voice. I have a voice. And it’s loud and you can hear it inside or outside. I never really got in trouble for it growing up, that I can remember. I’m [...]

Mrs. Marcia Dentist

| November 7, 2011

Oh yes, I am continuing with the Brady Bunch theme. And this post has nothing to do with wanting to marry my dentist, even if he did look like Dr. Vogel. He doesn’t. He looks like Larry David. So remember when this happened? The verdict was “your tooth is shit and you are going to [...]

Every Night They’re Cuddlin’

| October 20, 2011

It’s cold here in Chicago now. Today had a wind chill. Now granted, it was some INSANE wind, see? But regardless, our warm temps from just last week are long gone and it’s only going to get colder. To me, this is one of the worst parts of the year. It’s such a shock to [...]