Why I Should Just Be Drunk Every Sunday

| December 11, 2011

We did not go to our normal bar to watch football this Sunday. Because my friends I normally go with are Steelers and Browns fans (hence why we go to a Steelers bar). And they played each other on Thursday night this week, so we went drinking then. That means I watched the game from [...]

I Can Fly!

| November 18, 2011

I may be a little hopped up on pain meds right now. Just a little bit. Wheeeee! So the surgery went well today and I’m currently sans one tooth. It took a bit longer than they expected because as is the norm with every single dental procedure I’ve ever had, it was anything but routine. [...]

This Really Happened

| April 27, 2011

So I’m sick. I am battling some sort of sore throat or something. It might explain the extreme tiredness, as well. I think this is par for the course for me whenever I start taking public transit to work. I forget that I’ve just touched something 10,000 others have touched and then I lick frosting [...]

Asking For A Junk Punch

| January 31, 2011

On Sunday, as I was relaxing in my house in my comfy Santa Claus pajamas, and watching as much Dexter as I could, there was a noise in the hallway outside my front door. It was the sound of my neighbor’s kid squealing about something. This is a pretty common occurrence. He’s probably 3 or [...]

Poop In The Fridge!

| July 20, 2010

Hey! Lookee here! STILL TALKING ABOUT BOWEL MOVEMENTS! So last we left, I was sidelined with the Kristin Johnsons and buying all the toilet paper Target had on the shelves. Things did get better. After a weekend spent in bed doing nothing and eating very bland things, things seemed to be getting back to normal. [...]