Kristabella | October 15, 2008
Dear Cats, Please get away from me. Please stop following me around. This apartment is not that big. You know this. You haven’t left it for the last three years. I’m not going to magically disappear when I go around the corner to the kitchen. And I will not melt into the sheets of my […]
Kristabella | October 14, 2008
Celebrate! It’s another edition of Death Is Not An Option! Oh how we have all missed it so. It has been a few long months since our last edition. For those of you new here, the object of the game is when given the choice of two people, you have to pick which of the […]
Kristabella | October 13, 2008
I know you’re all seeing this title in your reader and you’re saying to yourselves “will she ever stop talking about being unemployed?” And you want to know something? I will stop talking about being unemployed when I’m NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED. Actually, I just wanted to update you about the state of things here on […]
Kristabella | October 12, 2008
Dear Skyler, Today you turned 36 months. It actually translates to three years, in case you aren’t able to do complex math equations at your young age. Because really, people should stop counting ages in months around two years old. But you are thirty six months. Most people take longer than that to pay off […]
Kristabella | October 10, 2008
First off, I have to share with you what I purchased at Target today. Yes, it is boxed wine. But look! It comes in a cube. In four single servings. (Well, single servings if you aren’t ME.) Or as I’ve decided they should be marketed, JUICE BOXES FOR WINE! JUICE BOXES FOR ADULTS! JUICE BOXES […]
