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    I Should Be Sleeping

    Thursday, November 13th, 2008

    Oh hai there! So tomorrow morning, I start my new job. This is not the first time I have written a post like this. In fact, this would be the third time I’ve written here about starting a new job. Third time’s a charm, they say. I hope “they” are right.
    I haven’t been unemployed for [...]

    This Qualifies As Good News

    Sunday, November 9th, 2008

    This is actually only news to like maybe three people. Since because of Twitter, it is easier to share news like this in 140 characters.
    But anyway, in a few days time, I will be returning to the ranks of the gainfully employed. I will be required to brush my teeth every day and take showers [...]

    Panic! At The Unemployment Office

    Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

    Since I’ve joined the BlogHer ad network, I have had this weird obsession with coming up with crazy blog titles just to see them show up in other people’s sidebars.
    Look, I am unemployed and I have to get entertainment from anywhere I can. And this kind of entertainment is FREE! Do not judge me.
    So, last week [...]

    Dear Blank

    Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

    Dear Cats,
    Please get away from me. Please stop following me around. This apartment is not that big. You know this. You haven’t left it for the last three years. I’m not going to magically disappear when I go around the corner to the kitchen. And I will not melt into the sheets of my bed, [...]

    Unemployment Island: Day 1,782

    Monday, October 13th, 2008

    I know you’re all seeing this title in your reader and you’re saying to yourselves “will she ever stop talking about being unemployed?” And you want to know something? I will stop talking about being unemployed when I’m NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED.
    Actually, I just wanted to update you about the state of things here on Unemployment [...]

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