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Apparently Snow Makes You Stupid

It’s snowing here. It has been snowing since this morning. The genius that is known as the weather people in Chicago called for a “light dusting” of snow today. And then a big snow storm to arrive this evening and mostly overnight. (Fun! Who hates winter?)
They were wrong. Because it has been snowing all day. [...]

How Low Can You Go

So I was driving home this evening. Actually I was driving to the gym, but I figured you GOT IT that I’m working out again and didn’t want to drive that point home again. Although, I like to keep it real, yo, and really, I was driving to the gymnasium.
Anyway, I was listening to one of [...]

Fool Is Spelled K-J

So I’m fine. I’m back from the dentist and in less pain. AND! I didn’t even have a root canal.
What????
No, apparently 9 times out of 10, unless there is an obvious abscess or some sort of infection on the root or under the gum line, the cause of this level of pain is usually a [...]

Have I Mentioned My Toothache?

Right now all I can think about is the PAIN from the tooth. Although, Alfafa had it right in that photo in yesterday’s post, because the ice is helping. Either that or having my neck all crickety and the freezer burn on my face is distracting me from the PAIN.
I am not a wuss when [...]

Hate Halloween

I planned on writing this last year. But then I got the sore throat of death and was stuck in bed resting watching the Game Show Network.
Because I hate Halloween. Really do.
Now, I always dressed up as a kid. I was an 80s rocker most years because you teased your hair into a rat’s nest, [...]