A Christmas Recap in Bullet Form

| December 28, 2008

While I do love me some long weekends, it is also not a good thing. Because that many days of sleeping in and napping makes my body think we’re unemployed again. Whereas I would be all “NO! I can’t be unemployed AGAIN!” My body is thinking “WOO FUCKING HOO! NAPS! Glorious, glorious NAPS!” Needless to say, […]

Eve of The Eve Bullets

| December 22, 2008

On my way home from work tonight, I had to stop at the grocery store to get the ingredients for my award-winning corn for Christmas. I also had to get some rock salt. I’m going to try and melt all the snow around my car so that it will become unstuck. Did I mention that […]

Mish Mash of Randomness

| December 16, 2008

So update on my car situation: I have it in my possession and it cost me less that $200. Which isn’t too bad as far as car dealers go. But is HORRIFFIC when the parts they fixed were $36. Why am I not paid $150 an hour?? I’m just as valuable! This small sum was […]

Almost Friday Bullets

| December 11, 2008

Because I have things to say and not enough brain power to write sentences and transitions and conclusions. I got home from Pittsburgh tonight. It was only a few hours later than was planned. Because as soon as my plane was set to take off for Chicago, the rain in Pittsburgh turned to freezing rain. […]

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…

| December 10, 2008

I’m on a business trip for part of this week in Pittsburgh, which means I’m staying in a hotel. It is a very nice room. But I am a little confused about one thing. This is the bathroom. Do you notice something odd? Like possibly how you have to be Stretch Armstrong to be able […]