Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Kristabella | December 1, 2009

So, are you sitting down? Are you waiting to find out if you were chosen as the winner of one of the two Bacon shirts? Are you wearing NO SHIRT right now because you are CONVINCED you are the winner?
Well, if you’re not the winner, take it up with the Random Number Generator Thingy.
First off, [...]

600

Kristabella | November 24, 2009

This is my 600th post. I’m sure most bloggers have written more posts than that in three-plus years, but that seems like A LOT to me. Thankfully my mom is like the only one that has been here since the beginning. I truly hope none of you have gone all the way back to the [...]

Winners!

Kristabella | December 29, 2008

This week between Christmas and New Year’s should be a National Holiday week. I mean, regardless of your religion and what holiday you celebrate, this is a dead week. Most people are on holiday. Things are slow everywhere. Especially on television, where there are no new shows. Thank God for trashy reality television. There is [...]

Eve of The Eve Bullets

Kristabella | December 22, 2008

On my way home from work tonight, I had to stop at the grocery store to get the ingredients for my award-winning corn for Christmas. I also had to get some rock salt. I’m going to try and melt all the snow around my car so that it will become unstuck.
Did I mention that my [...]

Wordy Recap

Kristabella | September 1, 2008

*blows dust off fullofsnark.com*
Oh hello there, readers. What? Where have I been? I have been melting into a pool of my own sweat and tears because I am going to be UNEMPLOYED at the end of the week and what the fuck is up with this heat wave? Don’t tease me with temps in the [...]