Kristabella | January 4, 2009
Alternate title: One of the Many, Many Reasons I Would Be a Bad Rock of Love Contestant. Before I get into the real point of this post, I just had to share that my cat is licking the glue off an envelope right now. He’s been doing it all day. Where the fuck was that kind of [...]
Kristabella | October 10, 2008
First off, I have to share with you what I purchased at Target today. Yes, it is boxed wine. But look! It comes in a cube. In four single servings. (Well, single servings if you aren’t ME.) Or as I’ve decided they should be marketed, JUICE BOXES FOR WINE! JUICE BOXES FOR ADULTS! JUICE BOXES [...]
Kristabella | September 16, 2008
If you didn’t know (from constant reminders and my drunken Twittering), this past Sunday was my birthday. I’m now officially in my 30s and celebrated the most anti-climactic birthday ever. I mean, really, the only thing I decided I could say about my 31st birthday was that I am now only four years away from [...]
Kristabella | July 29, 2008
Well for one, I am drunk. And let me tell you that when you say you will not drink at a work sponsored event, OH YOU WILL! Because the WINE IS FREE. And also, let me tell you that married men take a shine to you. And they will hit on you all night. Which is [...]
Kristabella | July 8, 2008
Dear Wine, You and I are no longer friends. We have always had a good relationship from the minute your grapey goodness touched my lips. Yes, you turn my teeth a disgusting shade of purple, but I never cared. I liked having you in my belly, loved the warm feeling and the lovely glow you gave [...]
