Bacon Says “Help Me To Help You”

| October 24, 2008

You know who we haven’t heard from in awhile? Yes, you guessed it, BACON! He’s actually been kind of neglected, as I found out as I went through my archives. He had such a busy couple of months, leaving the house for the first time and going to Vegas and San Francisco TWICE! But he […]

Panic! At The Unemployment Office

| October 22, 2008

Since I’ve joined the BlogHer ad network, I have had this weird obsession with coming up with crazy blog titles just to see them show up in other people’s sidebars. Look, I am unemployed and I have to get entertainment from anywhere I can. And this kind of entertainment is FREE! Do not judge me. So, […]

The One Where You All Tell Me “I Told You So”

| October 21, 2008

Guess where I was today? I was at the dentist. I know, you’re all saying “SHUT UP! You did not go to the dentist! You never talk about going to the dentist! I need to sit down because this is such a deviation from what you’ve ever talked about before. I am feeling faint!” But […]

This Was A Funnier Post In My Head

| October 20, 2008

First off, I should have posted yesterday. It was my second blogiversary. Kristabella is two years old. The terrible twos are upon us. You have been warned. Don’t be surprised if there are tantrums. The traditional gift for the second anniversary is cotton. So I bought Kristabella a pair of panties because I’m tired of […]

Why Isn’t Toronto Closer To Chicago?

| October 17, 2008

Guess what I did tonight? I hung out with the uber-famous Ali Martell! I know, I know. That feeling you’re feeling? It is jealousy and it is completely normal. Don’t worry, it will go away soon. Ali is in town being wined and dined and french fried by McDonald’s. She’s hanging out at the McDonald’s […]