Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

| December 1, 2009

So, are you sitting down? Are you waiting to find out if you were chosen as the winner of one of the two Bacon shirts? Are you wearing NO SHIRT right now because you are CONVINCED you are the winner? Well, if you’re not the winner, take it up with the Random Number Generator Thingy. […]


| November 24, 2009

This is my 600th post. I’m sure most bloggers have written more posts than that in three-plus years, but that seems like A LOT to me. Thankfully my mom is like the only one that has been here since the beginning. I truly hope none of you have gone all the way back to the […]

BlogHer 2009 – Through Bacon’s Eyes

| August 3, 2009

Last year at BlogHer in San Francisco, Bacon did not make an appearance. I think he came out of the bag once and even took a photo with someone (anyone? Did you take a photo with Bacon last year?). But he spent the majority of the time in my laptop bag, only experiencing BlogHer through […]

Bacon’s New Friend

| May 18, 2009

Sometimes the internet sucks. It is a place filled with drama and mean people and trolls and assvice. But overall, the internet is a good place. Because when the internet is being an asshole, you have your group of Usuals who will commiserate with you and be your sounding board. Because really, unless you’re not […]

Bacon Thinks Stupid People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Google

| March 24, 2009

Did you know we haven’t heard from Bacon since December? Here it is almost April and we haven’t heard a single thing from him. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH HE HAS TO SAY? So much so that I had to cover him in books and blankets to quiet the yelling and screaming and meat-laced profanities. […]