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Monday, May 18th, 2009Sometimes the internet sucks. It is a place filled with drama and mean people and trolls and assvice. But overall, the internet is a good place. Because when the internet is being an asshole, you have your group of Usuals who will commiserate with you and be your sounding board. Because really, unless you’re not [...]
Bacon Thinks Stupid People Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Google
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009Did you know we haven’t heard from Bacon since December? Here it is almost April and we haven’t heard a single thing from him. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH HE HAS TO SAY? So much so that I had to cover him in books and blankets to quiet the yelling and screaming and meat-laced profanities.
I [...]
Apparently Kids Don’t Like All Candy
Monday, December 8th, 2008On Sunday afternoon, I went over to my grandma’s house because my brother and his family were coming over for a visit. So it meant I could see my niece and nephew without having to drive 60 miles. And since I was out until 3 AM on Saturday night, the less driving I had to [...]
Bacon Answers Questions From Long Ago
Thursday, December 4th, 2008Do you remember like 100 years ago when I asked you for questions for Bacon? And that he would reply to them all in a timely matter? Well, clearly I was lying. But fear not! The rest of the answers are here NOW! And I’m sure there’s one about the election or something because it [...]
Happy Baconsgiving!
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008Hello my loyal subjects!
It is Bacon here. I’m writing to all of you on the eve of this Thanksgiving holiday because our fair Kristabella is lying on the couch, wine glass in hand, enjoying her evening going into a holiday. You know, because it has been a long time since she had all the time in [...]