Kristabella | November 16, 2011
I suppose I could tie this into The Brady Bunch. I mean, Peter’s famous line when he was trying to get a personality and was talking like Humphrey Bogart was “Pork Chops and Applesauce.” So I will tie it into that because fruit does not belong with savory things. Pork chops and applesauce? Together? Touching […]
Kristabella | November 15, 2011
Disclaimer: Mom, don’t read this. So today was a shitty day. It just started off stressful and then didn’t get much better. And then I moved cubes at work today, to a different floor, and I miss my old neighbors. And I’m PMSing so basically I’m just a ball of sadness. I came home to […]
Kristabella | November 14, 2011
I don’t know how to whisper. It is a problem that has afflicted me since I learned to speak. I don’t have an inside voice. I have a voice. And it’s loud and you can hear it inside or outside. I never really got in trouble for it growing up, that I can remember. I’m […]
Kristabella | November 13, 2011
So I started working out again. Mostly because all the weight I lost since last December has slowly crept its way back on. Well, not mostly. That’s the reason. It’s time to get serious again about getting healthy. I was doing so well before I got my new job. I drove to work and the […]
Kristabella | November 12, 2011
I am drunk people. I’m over at my stepmom’s house tonight for a big reunion. All the sisters were here tonight. And that never happens because one lives in the city (not with me anymore, thank Jesus), one lives in Milwaukee and one lives in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. No, for reals. I […]
