No Sleep Till Brooklyn

| November 15, 2011

Disclaimer: Mom, don’t read this. So today was a shitty day. It just started off stressful and then didn’t get much better. And then I moved cubes at work today, to a different floor, and I miss my old neighbors. And I’m PMSing so basically I’m just a ball of sadness. I came home to […]

Mysterious Whirring Noise

| October 10, 2011

Last week I noticed that there was an odd noise in my building’s lobby. Then I noticed that this same weird noise was also present in my bathroom. It was a whirring kind of sound. It sounded like the people who live above me left the jets on in their jacuzzi tub. And then never […]

The Intertubes Are Conspiring Against Me

| March 16, 2011

Alternate Title: Al Gore Haaaaates Meeeeee! I know what you’re all thinking – “Wow, she decides to start blogging regularly again and keeps it up for like a week. YAWN.” But! I have an excuse! Of course I do! The cat puked on my laptop! (Actually, that really happened. And thankfully it did no damage. […]

Asking For A Junk Punch

| January 31, 2011

On Sunday, as I was relaxing in my house in my comfy Santa Claus pajamas, and watching as much Dexter as I could, there was a noise in the hallway outside my front door. It was the sound of my neighbor’s kid squealing about something. This is a pretty common occurrence. He’s probably 3 or […]

Can’t Talk Now…

| January 11, 2011

Oh hello, there. I apologize that I am unable to come to this blog right now, because I’ve been busy doing this for the last 10 hours: Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as hot water is no longer a novelty.