This! Is A New Post!
Posted By Kristabella on November 12, 2011
I am drunk people. I’m over at my stepmom’s house tonight for a big reunion. All the sisters were here tonight. And that never happens because one lives in the city (not with me anymore, thank Jesus), one lives in Milwaukee and one lives in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. No, for reals. I don’t even know where she goes to school. It’s pretty much Iowa.
SO. I’m writing this post on my stepmom’s laptop because I am a NaBloPoMo purist and need to blog before midnight.
And now…I’m going to turn it over to my sister Taylor.
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This is now Taylor. Kristin is a hoot. She is one hilarious lady, and anyone who says otherwise has clearly tried to make a joke. However, upon the making of this joke, this joke-maker will realize that no one is, in fact, laughing. They are probably wondering why this person has tried to tell a lie and may offer condolence laughter much in the way that one does to a comedic act that is respected, yet not funny. Otherwise known as Carrot Top. Carrot Top has clearly relied purely on name for the deliverance of his “jokes”. No one can take Carrot Top seriously with a name like that. His jokes are not funny. The only reason he has gained fame or familiarity is through supposed hilarity, which has been promoted through the media. This is just another example of how we have let the media shape our minds and our wallets. Carrot Top is like the ugly, fat, unfunny guy that somehow has happened to be in the “cool” clique. He is only there because people have vouched for him. No one actually likes him. He kindof smells and if you brought your grandpa to a party, your grandpa would be able to pick up chicks way better than this guy. Reputation is what keeps this guy in business. Reputation is what keeps the liars of the world in business. Reputation, and a supposed one at best, is what keeps unfunny, untalented, and uninteresting people in your pockets stealing your money and your dignity.
Taylor B. Johnson.
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That is way more deep than we ever get on this site. But awesome. My sister is super talented and a genius and majoring in Philosophy. So be nice.
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You are way funnier than Carrot Top. Plus, WAY less creepy.
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this is brilliant! i’m totally having my sister guest post next time i’m home (and drunk) with the family.
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