It’s A Wonder Anyone Ever Gave Me A Job

| October 2, 2008

This week, my vacation was over. Yes, I’m still unemployed, but this week I decided I had to get down to business. The business of becoming gainfully employed before I burn my severance and unemployment money on new duvet covers or fake babies. (Please click on that link so I’m not the only one with […]

I Suck At Wheel Of Fortune

| September 24, 2008

I cannot write a long post. Why? Well, for one, I’m tired. Because not only did I skip out on my daily dose of The Golden Girls last night to read Twilight, I read from midnight to 3 AM. At that time, I decided that I finally needed to go bed. I had a full day […]

Unemployment: Fits Me Like A Pair Of Tight Pants

| September 23, 2008

Which is to say, IT DOES NOT FIT ME WELL. (I always feel like I have to put an exclamation point after ALL CAPS, since I am shouting. But in my head it is all “IT DOES NOT FIT ME WELL, ahem.” Hence the period.) Picture it: Chicago’s North Side, a warm late-September day in […]

Probably Not The Most Mature Thing I’ve Done

| September 15, 2008

So I was going to fill you all in on the shenanigans I got up to this weekend for my birthday, including trying to drink the same quantity of beer as the amount of rain that fell this weekend in Chicago. (It was A LOT. Half of Northern Illinois is flooded and major expressways are […]

Unemployed: Day 4

| September 11, 2008

I really don’t have much to blog about. I’m trying to write about other things besides about how I’m unemployed and I don’t have a job and oh, have you heard? I am JOBLESS. And that is all I can talk about. Because as a person who is currently “between opportunities”, I don’t do much […]