One Of These Days It Won’t Be A Cat Toy

| January 7, 2009

When I left work tonight and was walking to the train, I started to think of an idea for a post. I thought “oh, I think I’ll share some funny things that made me laugh today with my readers!” And then I began brainstorming what exactly made me laugh. I was walking in the snow […]

When Writer’s Block Attacks

| January 5, 2009

I’m feeling out of sorts lately. I’m very blah and I feel like life is moving around me and I’m always lagging behind. It’s like something isn’t clicking. I don’t know what the deal is. I know spending the entire day sleeping on Sunday afternoon did not help matters. As a freaky creature of habit, […]

Bear Necessities

| October 27, 2008

Today’s post is a public service announcement for all of you out there in Blogland. Apparently there is an epidemic of human hibernation and I am here to give you some necessary information. Alternate title of this post: You might be getting ready for hibernation if… 1. You are constantly shoving food into your face […]

This Was A Funnier Post In My Head

| October 20, 2008

First off, I should have posted yesterday. It was my second blogiversary. Kristabella is two years old. The terrible twos are upon us. You have been warned. Don’t be surprised if there are tantrums. The traditional gift for the second anniversary is cotton. So I bought Kristabella a pair of panties because I’m tired of […]

Dear Blank

| October 15, 2008

Dear Cats, Please get away from me. Please stop following me around. This apartment is not that big. You know this. You haven’t left it for the last three years. I’m not going to magically disappear when I go around the corner to the kitchen. And I will not melt into the sheets of my […]