My Brain Is Already Unemployed

| September 2, 2008

So maybe I could have broken down the wordiest post ever from yesterday into a few posts for this week? Instead of word vomiting 1600 words (thanks WordPress and your handy dandy Word Counter) about a whole lot of nothing? Because really, raise your hands, who read that whole thing? (Put your hand down Mom.) […]

Wordy Recap

| September 1, 2008

*blows dust off fullofsnark.com* Oh hello there, readers. What? Where have I been? I have been melting into a pool of my own sweat and tears because I am going to be UNEMPLOYED at the end of the week and what the fuck is up with this heat wave? Don’t tease me with temps in […]

T Minus 8 Working Days

| August 24, 2008

I’m venturing into the last two weeks at my crap-ass job. As we speak, I’m not minding it all that much seeing as I’m sitting in my 31st floor hotel suite overlooking Michigan Avenue and drinking my free bottle of wine and eating my free chocolate-covered strawberries. (Well, I’m not actually eating them since I […]

How’s This For Embarrassing?

| August 19, 2008

Have I mentioned that I am obsessed with the Olympics? No? Well, let me tell you that Olympic fever, I has it. And I have fallen into a deep depression because Michael Phelps hasn’t been on my TV in DAYS, DAYS I TELL YOU, and now I have to resort to Google and reading any […]

How My Mind Works

| August 12, 2008

The Olympics are giving me ADD. I started writing two posts yesterday and had to give up because they were just CRAP! If it’s not Scottish, it’s CRAP! I wanted to tell you about how I spent my weekend as a cat. How I got home Friday from work, earlier than normal, and took a […]