I Should Be Sleeping

| November 13, 2008

Oh hai there! So tomorrow morning, I start my new job. This is not the first time I have written a post like this. In fact, this would be the third time I’ve written here about starting a new job. Third time’s a charm, they say. I hope “they” are right. I haven’t been unemployed […]

This Qualifies As Good News

| November 9, 2008

This is actually only news to like maybe three people. Since because of Twitter, it is easier to share news like this in 140 characters. But anyway, in a few days time, I will be returning to the ranks of the gainfully employed. I will be required to brush my teeth every day and take […]

Panic! At The Unemployment Office

| October 22, 2008

Since I’ve joined the BlogHer ad network, I have had this weird obsession with coming up with crazy blog titles just to see them show up in other people’s sidebars. Look, I am unemployed and I have to get entertainment from anywhere I can. And this kind of entertainment is FREE! Do not judge me. So, […]

Dear Blank

| October 15, 2008

Dear Cats, Please get away from me. Please stop following me around. This apartment is not that big. You know this. You haven’t left it for the last three years. I’m not going to magically disappear when I go around the corner to the kitchen. And I will not melt into the sheets of my […]

Unemployment Island: Day 1,782

| October 13, 2008

I know you’re all seeing this title in your reader and you’re saying to yourselves “will she ever stop talking about being unemployed?” And you want to know something? I will stop talking about being unemployed when I’m NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED. Actually, I just wanted to update you about the state of things here on […]