Kristabella | October 17, 2007
Or the masses will revolt. Because I? Am that IMPORTANT of a blogger. So much so, I should be a Blogger. Capital B bitches. I kid. Because I am not important. And really, do you care if I don’t post every day? Especially when the last two days involved me drinking and now me posting [...]
Kristabella | September 30, 2007
I swear, earlier this weekend I had tons of ideas for posts. TONS! And I was going to amaze you with my mad writing skillz, yo. But right now? All I can think is “wow, that pork tenderloin I made for dinner was mad tasty. Word.” Because apparently I’ve gone all gangsta rap on yo [...]
Kristabella | September 19, 2007
Or How Can I Have This Computer Surgically Attached In A Way That Is Functional And Fashionable? I had a realization last night. I know. Alert the damn media.?I was sitting on my couch open-threading Big Brother 8 at MamaPop Talk, uploading my photos and making a slideshow complete with captions, all whilst?blogging from my [...]
Kristabella | September 9, 2007
Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol. Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.) First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So back about a month or [...]
Kristabella | August 19, 2007
I had a whole fucking post typed and it fucking disappeared. I’m quite pissed off about it. Can you tell? I don’t even remember what I wrote. But I’m about to take this fucking laptop and shove it where the sun don’t shine, preferably to someone who works at the damn Marriott because I blame [...]
