Kristabella | September 30, 2007
I swear, earlier this weekend I had tons of ideas for posts. TONS! And I was going to amaze you with my mad writing skillz, yo. But right now? All I can think is “wow, that pork tenderloin I made for dinner was mad tasty. Word.”
Because apparently I’ve gone all gangsta rap on yo asses [...]
Kristabella | September 19, 2007
Or How Can I Have This Computer Surgically Attached In A Way That Is Functional And Fashionable?
I had a realization last night. I know. Alert the damn media.?I was sitting on my couch open-threading Big Brother 8 at MamaPop Talk, uploading my photos and making a slideshow complete with captions, all whilst?blogging from my couch. [...]
Kristabella | September 9, 2007
Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.)
First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
So back about a month or so ago, Miss [...]
Kristabella | August 19, 2007
I had a whole fucking post typed and it fucking disappeared. I’m quite pissed off about it. Can you tell?
I don’t even remember what I wrote. But I’m about to take this fucking laptop and shove it where the sun don’t shine, preferably to someone who works at the damn Marriott because I blame their [...]
Kristabella | August 9, 2007
So, I’m getting my hair did on Saturday afternoon. And I don’t know what to do with it. And I’m thinking I kind of want something different. And I’m actually considering *gasp* bangs!
Dun Dun Dun!
Seriously, I had bangs my ENTIRE life. I kid you not. From birth until I was 21 years old. I started [...]
