Sleep Cyclezzzzzzz

| June 10, 2014

Huh. So I haven’t posted in a while. And it feels even silly to mention that. Because, duh, is this thing on? I mean I never even finished my Europe posts. And that was because I still, nine months later, haven’t uploaded Germany photos to Flickr, so I just gave up. I will get to it, […]

Every Weekend Should Be A Three-Day Weekend

| May 31, 2010

I keep forgetting it is Monday. It feels like Sunday. Although, this is better than thinking it is Friday when it is only Thursday. I do that a lot. It is always the worst disappointment in the world. It’s like learning you won the lottery and then someone being all “SIKE!” (That was for you […]

Advil as an Appetite Suppressant

| December 17, 2007

I love my blog. I love that I’ve met all these people all over the world, people I consider friends even though I’ve never met most of them, people that I will say inappropriate and stupid things to when I do meet them. But with the very public expression of my thoughts, and learning that […]

Housekeeping. You Want Me Fluff Your Pillow?

| November 14, 2007

So I was thinking I maybe should have stretched that whole getting-fired-for-the-blog story into three days of material. Because, other than that, I don’t have much. And now I just sit and wait and watch my stats because I’m freaking paranoid that I’m going to get in trouble. Even though I’m not even sure what […]


| October 24, 2007

So I’m going to do that thing where I apologize for not posting. And I have no real excuse. I mean except for the fact that my brain is devoid (void?) of anything interesting to write about. I shit you not, I actually Googled “give me something fucking interesting to blog about, GOOGLE!” today. So […]