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Advil as an Appetite Suppressant

I love my blog. I love that I’ve met all these people all over the world, people I consider friends even though I’ve never met most of them, people that I will say inappropriate and stupid things to when I do meet them. But with the very public expression of my thoughts, and learning that [...]

Housekeeping. You Want Me Fluff Your Pillow?

So I was thinking I maybe should have stretched that whole getting-fired-for-the-blog story into three days of material. Because, other than that, I don’t have much.
And now I just sit and wait and watch my stats because I’m freaking paranoid that I’m going to get in trouble. Even though I’m not even sure what kind [...]

Meh

So I’m going to do that thing where I apologize for not posting. And I have no real excuse. I mean except for the fact that my brain is devoid (void?) of anything interesting to write about. I shit you not, I actually Googled “give me something fucking interesting to blog about, GOOGLE!” today. So [...]

Things I Have To Say

I’m going to do this with numbers. Do you like numbers?
I’m kinda drunk again tonight. And have the Fat Fingers disease.
Because we had a work dinner. Which was all kinds of fun.
Which I needed because the end of my work day today? Was horrible. I am tired of you thinking I am your bitch. I [...]

I Need To Write Something

Or the masses will revolt. Because I? Am that IMPORTANT of a blogger. So much so, I should be a Blogger. Capital B bitches.
I kid. Because I am not important. And really, do you care if I don’t post every day? Especially when the last two days involved me drinking and now me posting with [...]