Things I Have To Say

Posted By on October 18, 2007

  1. I’m going to do this with numbers. Do you like numbers?
  2. I’m kinda drunk again tonight. And have the Fat Fingers disease.
  3. Because we had a work dinner. Which was all kinds of fun.
  4. Which I needed because the end of my work day today? Was horrible. I am tired of you thinking I am your bitch. I was not hired to be your admin. And frankly? I don’t want to do this shit for you.
  5. So thank God we had a work dinner.
  6. And I got to not think about it for a few hours.
  7. Which was good. Because I was pretty upset.
  8. Like tears in my cube kind of upset.
  9. Then I got to drink GOOD wine and not have to pay for it.
  10. I’ll be paying for it tomorrow when I get up.
  11. It’s already tomorrow.
  12. I could make this a 301 things.
  13. Kidding.
  14. I felt like I had to post. Especially since blackberrie really likes Drunkabella. Sadly, Kristabella likes Drunkabella a lot more than she likes me.
  15. Friday is my blogiversary. Or blirthday. My blog turns one years old.
  16. We’re having a party at Howl at the Moon in Chicago.
  17. You’re all welcome to come.
  18. You know, like all my readers are secretly Chicago residents that I don’t know about.
  19. If you are, totally come out and join us!
  20. I am tall and have brown hair.
  21. I’ll be the really drunk one.
  22. I will post photos of the jewelry I bought.
  23. Because I got tons of compliments today on one necklace I bought.
  24. ‘Tis super cute.
  25. I should go to bed.
  26. Because three nights of drinking in a row is not good for 30 somethings.
  27. We are old.
  28. I don’t know who I mean by me.
  29. Me and the voices inside my head, I guess.

And finally, reason why you shouldn’t leave your camera within easy access of your drunk friend after you both tied one on at book club. Since obviously she isn’t your real friend. Since she’d take such unflattering pictures of you. And also? Drinking that much red wine just makes it look like a cat shit in your mouth, jackass.


Get some damn sleep. And stop DRINKING, you damn moron.

About the author

Kristabella, who also answers to β€œHey! Drunk Girl!”, is a reformed band geek with an amazing ability to drink most people under the table. You can read her inane ramblings here, where she talks about her exciting life as a spinster with two cats and a fascination for Bacon.


16 Responses to “Things I Have To Say”

  1. alyndabear says:

    If that’s what you look like drunk, I’m totally rethinking our road trip to Memphis. I look much, MUCH worse. πŸ˜‰

  2. sherry smyth says: I know what the inside of my mouth looks like when I’ve been drinking red wine!! πŸ™‚

  3. Marianne says:


    Well, K-bella darlin’ … I hope Thursday is better for you than Wednesday was. And as of right now, The Targo and I plan to see you on Friday. πŸ™‚

  4. Jennie says:

    Where did you get that shirt? Love it.

  5. Amber says:

    Ah, tears in the cube = not good. On the other hand, free wine = good, so the balance of the universe is restored.

  6. Kristie says:

    See, I don’t get Fat Fingers Disease when I drink. I get Rubber Arm Symdrom. From that picture above, I’d say you are almost there!

  7. Michelle says:

    Did I really take that picture? I don’t remember doing it.

  8. Katie says:

    Three nights of drinking in a row? I can’t even do 3 hours of drinking in a row anymore. I depress myself. Where did fun Katie go?!?! Oh, and wine hangovers? Gotta be the worst ones out there. Hope work is treating you better today πŸ™‚

  9. Ree says:

    Okay – so not for 4 more days anyway.

  10. hey, that pic reminds me of coach’s suite, or the detroit pr meetings, or st. louis after a night at fridays… memmmmmmories…

  11. Laurel says:

    The lady in that photo looks like she had an AWESOME night!!

    Of course, I pretty much look like that every time I fall asleep. Don’t worry, I make it sexy.

  12. blackberrie says:

    Hahaha, Drunkabella was chatty today, lol. Sadly enough I get like that without alcohol’s fantastic assistance.

  13. Scarlet says:

    I always keep my camera with ME.

  14. Nicole says:

    We should go drink and complain about work together…damn distance! Hope work got a little better, if all else fails get another drink!

  15. Swishy says:


    Happy blog birthday!!

  16. blackberrie says:

    Happy Blogiversary! Um, I noticed the wine glass in your hand in your celebrity pic….