The Only Ship Worth a Damn is Friendship

| February 4, 2012

Today I have a guest post from Peter. He is funny and creative because he had the best response to my hopeless place post with “studio audience for a taping of Whitney.” So please read this and be nice. ::::: Two men in their mid twenties are sitting on the oldest couch in the history […]

Maybe All That Booze Wasn’t The Best Idea

| September 16, 2007

First, thank you, ALL OF YOU, for the nice birthday wishes! It meant a lot! Second, I always feel like I need to write a post for all of those people out there in Internet Land. Because they know me. And that I like to drink. And that I’m one Jack and Coke away from […]

Oh My Clusterfuck

| September 13, 2007

So today was like the craziest day ever. I knew it was going to be a little busy because I had a meeting from like 11-3. And with a last minute sales conference in a week and a half and not being in the office on Friday (because it’s my BIRTHDAY!), I was expecting a […]

Kids Say The Darndest Things

| September 12, 2007

No, this is┬ánot a post about how the Divorced Daddy introduced me to his daughter and she called me her new mommy. Because if that happened, you’d see a Kristabella cutout on his front door (a la Tom & Jerry) as I ran for the hills. Not, not The Hills. I hate Heidi and Spencer […]

Six Years

| September 10, 2007

I had an entire post planned out for tonight. And thank God for Yahoo Instant Messenger and Lori, because I would have posted it. And looked like the world’s biggest asshole. Since she reminded me that Tuesday is September 11. In all honesty, I knew it was coming (duh, it’s 3 days before my birthday) […]