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    Maybe All That Booze Wasn’t The Best Idea

    Sunday, September 16th, 2007

    First, thank you, ALL OF YOU, for the nice birthday wishes! It meant a lot!
    Second, I always feel like I need to write a post for all of those people out there in Internet Land. Because they know me. And that I like to drink. And that I’m one Jack and Coke away from landing [...]

    Oh My Clusterfuck

    Thursday, September 13th, 2007

    So today was like the craziest day ever. I knew it was going to be a little busy because I had a meeting from like 11-3. And with a last minute sales conference in a week and a half and not being in the office on Friday (because it’s my BIRTHDAY!), I was expecting a [...]

    Kids Say The Darndest Things

    Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

    No, this is not a post about how the Divorced Daddy introduced me to his daughter and she called me her new mommy.
    Because if that happened, you’d see a Kristabella cutout on his front door (a la Tom & Jerry) as I ran for the hills. Not, not The Hills. I hate Heidi and Spencer too [...]

    Six Years

    Monday, September 10th, 2007

    I had an entire post planned out for tonight. And thank God for Yahoo Instant Messenger and Lori, because I would have posted it. And looked like the world’s biggest asshole. Since she reminded me that Tuesday is September 11.
    In all honesty, I knew it was coming (duh, it’s 3 days before my birthday) but [...]

    Another Weekend In Which I Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

    Sunday, September 9th, 2007

    Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol.
    Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.)
    First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    So back about a month or so ago, Miss [...]

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