Maybe All That Booze Wasn’t The Best Idea

Kristabella | September 16, 2007

First, thank you, ALL OF YOU, for the nice birthday wishes! It meant a lot! Second, I always feel like I need to write a post for all of those people out there in Internet Land. Because they know me. And that I like to drink. And that I’m one Jack and Coke away from [...]

Oh My Clusterfuck

Kristabella | September 13, 2007

So today was like the craziest day ever. I knew it was going to be a little busy because I had a meeting from like 11-3. And with a last minute sales conference in a week and a half and not being in the office on Friday (because it’s my BIRTHDAY!), I was expecting a [...]

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Kristabella | September 12, 2007

No, this is not a post about how the Divorced Daddy introduced me to his daughter and she called me her new mommy. Because if that happened, you’d see a Kristabella cutout on his front door (a la Tom & Jerry) as I ran for the hills. Not, not The Hills. I hate Heidi and Spencer [...]

Six Years

Kristabella | September 10, 2007

I had an entire post planned out for tonight. And thank God for Yahoo Instant Messenger and Lori, because I would have posted it. And looked like the world’s biggest asshole. Since she reminded me that Tuesday is September 11. In all honesty, I knew it was coming (duh, it’s 3 days before my birthday) [...]

Another Weekend In Which I Accomplish Absolutely Nothing

Kristabella | September 9, 2007

Besides consuming large amounts of alcohol. Which is why I just took out the trash. For the first time in over a week. And oh, yeah, it was full. The flies were really starting to bother me. (Yes. I’m kidding.) (Maybe.) First, I need to just say something. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So back about a month or [...]