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They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

But I said no, no, no.
Seriously, it seems like last week was one big blur. With a ton of stuff happening. And the only way to fill you in on everything is, yep, you guessed it, BULLETS!

First and foremost, since I’m sure you are all wondering how the “diet” went this week. (It’s in quotes [...]

Big, Big Liar

I love how every time I’ve ever gone to a sales conference, especially lately with the new company, I always say that I’m not going to drink. And I’m going to bring my workout gear. And I’m just going to relax.
And then I’m always surprised when that never happens.
This week’s conference was the same. With [...]

Am Overpriced Babysitter

Oh, hai, internet. Oh how I’ve missed you so. I swear, these conferences make me feel so out of touch with the world. And that is just not good. Paris could end up in jail again. Lindsay could actually stay in rehab. The world doesn’t stop moving because I’m at a conference. But it should! [...]

Everybody’s Working For The Weekend

I had a whole fucking post typed and it fucking disappeared. I’m quite pissed off about it. Can you tell?
I don’t even remember what I wrote. But I’m about to take this fucking laptop and shove it where the sun don’t shine, preferably to someone who works at the damn Marriott because I blame their [...]

I Must Stop Living in Fear

One night last week as I was writing some, I’m sure, very witty, insightful post, I thought about the fact that I still have yet to go into great detail about how it came about that this here blog went and got me fired.
I thought of it mostly because the post in question, the one [...]