Eve of The Eve Bullets

| December 22, 2008

On my way home from work tonight, I had to stop at the grocery store to get the ingredients for my award-winning corn for Christmas. I also had to get some rock salt. I’m going to try and melt all the snow around my car so that it will become unstuck. Did I mention that [...]

Wordy Recap

| September 1, 2008

*blows dust off fullofsnark.com* Oh hello there, readers. What? Where have I been? I have been melting into a pool of my own sweat and tears because I am going to be UNEMPLOYED at the end of the week and what the fuck is up with this heat wave? Don’t tease me with temps in [...]

Driving Sideways Winnah

| June 3, 2008

I have no idea why in the two contests I’ve held here, the winner posts both have WINNAH in the title. And if you think that I don’t say it like a booth worker at a carnival, you would be wrong. I loved, loved reading all your road trip stories! I myself am a huge fan [...]

They Call Me P-I-M-P

| May 28, 2008

I first met Jess Riley back in November when I bursted out of my shell and actually went to a strange, loud bar and met a few strangers that I had only known from the internet. Thankfully, I got to hang out with her since then, in a quieter atmosphere. And knew I loved her [...]

And The Winnah Is…

| May 6, 2008

First off, I have to tell all of you that there was like a thousand people at Jen Lancaster’s book signing tonight. Including someone I work with. Who it took me about 15 minutes before I blurted out “I’m in Chapter 15!” Apparently I’m like a predictor of trends because last year I thought it [...]