First Thoughts

| November 20, 2011

People of the internet, I need you to watch this commercial and tell me your first thoughts: Because that is not a woman, right? That is a young boy. RIGHT? I had to rewind it a few times and I still and not entirely convinced that it is a woman. And that just makes it […]

Surviving Oral Surgery…

| November 19, 2011

Thanks to sherbet and sparkling water… I’ve been sleeping a majority of today, waking up just enough to have some sparkling water and take my medicine. Hopefully by tomorrow I’ll look less like I have mumps and the swelling will go down.

I Can Fly!

| November 18, 2011

I may be a little hopped up on pain meds right now. Just a little bit. Wheeeee! So the surgery went well today and I’m currently sans one tooth. It took a bit longer than they expected because as is the norm with every single dental procedure I’ve ever had, it was anything but routine. […]

The Emperor And Her Clothes

| November 17, 2011

If you’ve read more than one blog post on this here site, I’m pretty sure you’re aware that I love to sleep. It is my most favorite thing to do in the entire world. That is not an exaggeration. I would gladly sleep 10-12 hours a day if I was able to. No joke. Because […]

Fruit Ruins Everything!

| November 16, 2011

I suppose I could tie this into The Brady Bunch. I mean, Peter’s famous line when he was trying to get a personality and was talking like Humphrey Bogart was “Pork Chops and Applesauce.” So I will tie it into that because fruit does not belong with savory things. Pork chops and applesauce? Together? Touching […]