Posted By Kristabella on November 20, 2011
People of the internet, I need you to watch this commercial and tell me your first thoughts:
Because that is not a woman, right? That is a young boy. RIGHT?
I had to rewind it a few times and I still and not entirely convinced that it is a woman.
And that just makes it even creepier. Like is he going to go all Misery on that kid? And take him to a cabin and make him drink his own pee?
WHY WOULD THIS MAKE ME WANT TO BUY DIAMONDS, ZALES? This makes me want to buy MACE.