Every Weekend Should Be A Three-Day Weekend

| May 31, 2010

I keep forgetting it is Monday. It feels like Sunday. Although, this is better than thinking it is Friday when it is only Thursday. I do that a lot. It is always the worst disappointment in the world. It’s like learning you won the lottery and then someone being all “SIKE!” (That was for you […]

Today Was A DAY

| May 27, 2010

Today was craptastic. Tonight is a full moon and apparently the entire world had their underwear in a bunch all day today. I was definitely not the only one who was cranky all day. It started when the bitch at Dunkin Donuts got pissed because I DARED to use a coupon to save a dollar […]

What Ails Me

| May 25, 2010

Ails. Is that a word? Is that the right use of the derivative of ailment? “A cure for what ails you”? Anyway, don’t mind me, I’m back to posting on consecutive days and here I will yet again complain about my old body and its failings. I woke up this morning with a sore back. […]

Mish Mash, I Was Taking A Bath

| May 24, 2010

The title of this post has nothing to do with anything. It will be a mish mash of things, yet there will be no mention of me taking a bath. I don’t really take baths. Which is a shame, since I have a nice jacuzzi tub. But I’ve only used it like twice. Want to […]

Now That It’s Clean

| May 18, 2010

I hate cleaning. I’m not sure when this happened, but it has happened and it isn’t good. I’m not a slob. I pick up after myself, mostly, and my house is not like a hoarder lives here. I do the dishes (because I have a dishwasher) and I don’t leave things just lying around. Mostly. […]