Almost Friday Bullets

| December 11, 2008

Because I have things to say and not enough brain power to write sentences and transitions and conclusions. I got home from Pittsburgh tonight. It was only a few hours later than was planned. Because as soon as my plane was set to take off for Chicago, the rain in Pittsburgh turned to freezing rain. […]

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…

| December 10, 2008

I’m on a business trip for part of this week in Pittsburgh, which means I’m staying in a hotel. It is a very nice room. But I am a little confused about one thing. This is the bathroom. Do you notice something odd? Like possibly how you have to be Stretch Armstrong to be able […]

Apparently Kids Don’t Like All Candy

| December 8, 2008

On Sunday afternoon, I went over to my grandma’s house because my brother and his family were coming over for a visit. So it meant I could see my niece and nephew without having to drive 60 miles. And since I was out until 3 AM on Saturday night, the less driving I had to […]

At My Old Job

| December 5, 2008

I noticed today that I have this tendency when I start at new jobs to mention, as many times as I can, that I did actually have previous employment. I did not just come to this job off the street and pretend I know what I’m doing. I am employable! I swear! I do this […]

Bacon Answers Questions From Long Ago

| December 4, 2008

Do you remember like 100 years ago when I asked you for questions for Bacon? And that he would reply to them all in a timely matter? Well, clearly I was lying. But fear not! The rest of the answers are here NOW! And I’m sure there’s one about the election or something because it […]