Where I Am Supposed To Reflect On 2008

| December 31, 2008

Ah, the eve of the new year. A time to reflect on the previous 364 (or 365 in the case of a leap year) days and either look back fondly or wish for the new year to come even faster. Around the blogosphere, most bloggers talk about the year they had, mention their favorite posts from the year and […]

Winners!

| December 29, 2008

This week between Christmas and New Year’s should be a National Holiday week. I mean, regardless of your religion and what holiday you celebrate, this is a dead week. Most people are on holiday. Things are slow everywhere. Especially on television, where there are no new shows. Thank God for trashy reality television. There is […]

A Christmas Recap in Bullet Form

| December 28, 2008

While I do love me some long weekends, it is also not a good thing. Because that many days of sleeping in and napping makes my body think we’re unemployed again. Whereas I would be all “NO! I can’t be unemployed AGAIN!” My body is thinking “WOO FUCKING HOO! NAPS! Glorious, glorious NAPS!” Needless to say, […]

We Wish You A Merry Chrismukkah

| December 24, 2008

For those of you who are new (or newish) here, you have probably been wondering why is it that I send out 140 holiday cards. And not only that I send out that many, but that I complain about it. Because while I am totally awesome, I don’t really think there are that many people out […]

Eve of The Eve Bullets

| December 22, 2008

On my way home from work tonight, I had to stop at the grocery store to get the ingredients for my award-winning corn for Christmas. I also had to get some rock salt. I’m going to try and melt all the snow around my car so that it will become unstuck. Did I mention that […]