Happy Baconsgiving!

| November 26, 2008

Hello my loyal subjects! It is BaconĀ here. I’m writing to all of you on the eve of this Thanksgiving holiday because our fair Kristabella is lying on the couch, wine glass in hand, enjoying her evening going into a holiday. You know, because it has been a long time since she had all the time […]

Fear Smells Like Pepper Spray

| November 25, 2008

Last Monday night, right before I was going to bed at the late hour of 11:30 PM, because I’m incapable of going to bed at a normal time, I heard someone yelling out on the street. I was brushing my teeth and I heard someone yell “HELP! 911!” over and over. It was late and […]

So Funktified

| November 24, 2008

Well hello there Internet. How have you been? Did you have a nice weekend? Are you looking forward to the Thanksgiving holiday? Or Thursday as it is known in Canada? Where have I been, you’re wondering? Oh, I have been sleeping. No really. I had all intentions to post last Thursday night. But then I […]

Employment Is Tiring

| November 19, 2008

This will not be long, Nation. (I always want to address people like Stephen Colbert.) You see, it is lateĀ and I have to get up early. Because I have a J-O-B to go to. But also, I have to get up early because I have to make a dish for a pot luck at work […]

You Know What? Case Of The Mondays Would Be A Good Title For This Post, But I’ve Already Used That

| November 17, 2008

Clearly I’ve gone from having semi-relative and sometimes creative titles to just writing Twitter-like updates in my blog post title box. But really, I think we all can agree that today was that kind of day. I am clearly not alone, as I saw a lot of the same “TODAY REALLY BLOWS” and “FUCK YOU […]