Dirty Girl Scout

| May 8, 2008

So, remember that one time, like I don’t know, weeks ago? When I mentioned that I may quite possibly be a little tired? You may not remember that one time because it’s not like I’ve gone on and on about the EXHAUSTION because who would do that? Not me, that’s for sure. Because I’m awesome like that. Today I […]

And The Winnah Is…

| May 6, 2008

First off, I have to tell all of you that there was like a thousand people at Jen Lancaster’s book signing tonight. Including someone I work with. Who it took me about 15 minutes before I blurted out “I’m in Chapter 15!” Apparently I’m like a predictor of trends because last year I thought it […]

Good Times Guaranteed

| May 5, 2008

Do you all have one of those friends that it doesn’t matter what you do, you’ll always have a good time? Friends that could make paint drying a fun activity? I do. Her name is Lori and she’s coming to Chicago tomorrow! And I couldn’t be more ecstatic! We both used to live in the […]

Sleep And 17 Million Calories – The Weekend of Champions

| May 4, 2008

This is where I should wax poetically about how my weekend was absolutely fan-flippin-tastic and make sure I regale you with stories about my fabulous life complete with drunken tales and inherent falling. But instead, I can tell you that I slept for more than half the weekend. Literally. Friday night I notched in 14 […]

Bacon’s Vegas

| May 1, 2008

So I’m tired of listening to Bacon go on and on and on about how he wants to tell HIS story about HIS trip to Vegas. And I’m all “look, FOLDER, I showed photos of you already and took you on a plane to a different state, what more do you want?” Apparently he wants […]