And Boy Are My Legs Tired

| May 18, 2008

Today was my American Cancer Society Walk & Roll. I am happy to say that I walked all five miles and I only complained for less than half of it. But that was mostly because I was winded from walking (activity really pisses The Lazies off) and also because I was prepared, clothes-wise, for the […]

Yes, I Am Cultured

| May 15, 2008

So tonight I went with my mom to see Jersey Boys. It was her Christmas present from me. Only five months late. In exchange, I paid for dinner. And her key lime pie martinis. The show was FANTASTIC. Now, growing up as a band geek and with a mother who LOVES MUSICALS, I have an […]

Help Me To Help You To Help Me

| May 13, 2008

I would first like to say THANK YOU to all of you, the internet’s best readers, for all your comments and emails on my last post. I have a huge fear of putting things out there like that because the assvice can start to run rampant sometimes. But I never felt that way because you […]

No Gnews Is Bad Gnews

| May 12, 2008

The doctor’s office called today with the results from my appointment last week. I was waiting impatiently to hear back from her because I want to know NOW why I’m so tired and PLEASE TO MAKE IT GO AWAY? NOW?!?!! KTHXBAI. Basically what they told me is what I feared the most – my levels […]

Where’s The Day Celebrating Childless Spinsters?

| May 11, 2008

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. And as my sister told me, I am allowed to celebrate today because I’m a mother. A mother fucker. (I know you’re all scratching your heads wondering how we could even be related.) In returnĀ I broke the plate I was washing and went to STAB her […]