Hate Halloween

| October 31, 2007

I planned on writing this last year. But then I got the sore throat of death and was stuck in bed resting watching the Game Show Network. Because I hate Halloween. Really do. Now, I always dressed up as a kid. I was an 80s rocker most years because you teased your hair into a […]

Deja Woo

| October 30, 2007

I know you are all wondering where I have been. Because you all know how much I drink. And really, would any of you be surprised if I was?passed out in a gutter or checked myself into rehab? Because I wouldn’t be. We have a sales conference this week. And we are at a hotel, […]

OK

| October 26, 2007

So I was totally going to write my post today incorporating the Friday 5. Because, well, I was hoping it wouldn’t take much thought. From girl who can’t think a creative thought to save her soul. Turns out, Friday 5 is my sworn enemy because the site? Isn’t working right now. And I? Am a […]

Meh

| October 24, 2007

So I’m going to do that thing where I apologize for not posting. And I have no real excuse. I mean except for the fact that my brain is devoid (void?) of anything interesting to write about. I shit you not, I actually Googled “give me something fucking interesting to blog about, GOOGLE!” today. So […]

And Now A Word From Our Sponsors

| October 23, 2007

You know what is stupid? Stupid is as stupid does. Wait, no. Stupid is when you spend the majority of the day dizzy as shit, literally one second about to FALL DOWN and the next?second ready to puke your damn turkey sandwich up, and then turning around, going home and getting on the computer. Apparently […]