A Fall-Free Weekend

| September 30, 2007

I swear, earlier this weekend I had tons of ideas for posts. TONS! And I was going to amaze you with my mad writing skillz, yo. But right now? All I can think is “wow, that pork tenderloin I made for dinner was mad tasty. Word.” Because apparently I’ve gone all gangsta rap on yo […]

Quite Possibly My Last Book Club Invite

| September 27, 2007

Oh My God people. I need to stay away from the wine. Far, far away. And maybe get some damn self-control and realize that just because there is wine, it DOES NOT mean you need to drink it. And maybe eat something more than a few pieces of bruschetta, some veggies and three noodles from […]

Crazy. Times 14

| September 25, 2007

I’ve been tagged. By the lovely Hotfessional. And since she’s awesome and I can’t wait to meet her in person on her next trip to Chicago so that we can have highly intelligent conversations drink mass quantities of wine, I will do her meme. Even though I did something a little similar a few months […]

State of Confusion Spinsterhood

| September 24, 2007

OhmyGod, I know! No post yesterday! What in the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on in this world? Well, I was busy. The Bears were on Sunday night. And I went to a bar (wha? You? At a bar? Did pigs fly?) to watch the game. With Divorced Daddy and his friends. And let’s just […]

Puuuuullllll It!

| September 20, 2007

There are only like four people, including me, that will have any idea what that title means. But, well, you had to be there. And yes beer was involved. And my loud, booming-ass voice. Guess what Internet? I won a free T-shirt today! Courtesy?of my?biting wit AND the interweb! How awesome is that? Oh, and […]