Notes On A Scandal

| July 12, 2007

First off, thank you so much for the comments about my J-O-B. You people made my black heart grow three sizes! Today was a better day. Which means I didn’t cry. And I even talked to some people at work about how I’ve been feeling and it was good for me. Because they totally understood […]

At Least I’m Not Complaining About The Damn Heat

| July 10, 2007

Um, hi Internet. I have been a bad blogger lately. And I apologize. And I’m also a liar. Because I will mention the heat. Because it melted half my face off. Which is why I couldn’t blog since last Thursday night. Actually, the heat was part of the reason I haven’t blogged. I was off […]

But I Already Have One Dysfunctional Family

| July 5, 2007

So recently I’ve been having a hard time at work. I’ve obviously been really reluctant to talk about it on here because I now have a fear of every company overreacting to people having blogs. And writing on them. Perhaps about work. Oh! The humanity! There are over 1 million blogs on WordPress alone. And […]

Did George Washington Have To Cross State Lines For Illegal Fireworks?

| July 4, 2007

It took me about 15 minutes to think of that headline. And it’s not even good. Did y’all have a good 4th of July? Did you cook out on the grill and watch endless displays of fireworks? I actually did nothing. Because I partied like it was 1999 on the third of July, staying out […]

Maybe That Person Has A Point

| July 3, 2007

First, a small disclaimer. Since apparently, after further review, I do fucking swear too much. Especially on this blog. Please be aware that this blog is rated the following, for violent abuse of every fucking swear word in the English language. Bastardos! (And Spanglish.) Good thing no damn kids read this. I would bitch-slap them into next Tuesday, for […]