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Archive for July, 2007

Dr. Phil Would Be So Proud

I’m sure not. I’m sure he’d tell me I’m a stupid whore or something like that. Why again is he Match.com’s spokesperson? Was every other sane person taken? Dr. Ruth? The Loveline dude? Anyone???
Anyway, I am not feeling at all creative this week. I’ve been in a funk (which I’ve said here before) for some [...]

Do You Like Beans? Do You Like George Wendt? Do You Like Beans And George Wendt?

(On a side note, I’d like to point out that when I logged on to write this, the blog of the minute was a money blog with some dude asking whether he could pass a fake engagement ring off on his girlfriend. Um, you don’t need to be the blog of the minute to know [...]

Expecto Nerd Alert

I’m finished with the Harry Potter book! I know! Like one whole day later!
(The sad thing is that some people were done before I even got the book in the mail. Sleep is more important to me.)
I’m not gong to go into the book or anything. I know there are a lot of people who [...]

Is It Friday Yet?

I wrote this on Wednesday night. When Friday seemed so, so far away.
I don’t really have anything to write about. I mean, besides getting my ass up early and sitting in product training all day long, there’s not a whole hell of a lot going on with me.
The worst is the lack of computer time. [...]

But I Still Hate Dr. Phil

Sometimes I’m not a smart person. I do really stupid things, things I know that I shouldn’t do, but yep. I do them anyway. These things usually pertain to yucky boys and my heart overruling my head. (Which I always told myself would NEVER happen. Am smart intelligent woman. How can this happen to sane [...]