Is It Called Sudafed Because Someone With A Stuffy Nose Tried To Say Stuffy Head?

| May 6, 2009

I’m sick. I have a cold. I thought, of course, it was the Swine Flu because I wanted to be part of the party! Also, I wanted people at work to force me to go home and rest because I didn’t need to be getting the whole office infected with Swine Flu. But alas, it’s […]

Fun With Camera Phones

| April 23, 2009

I was actually going to post this (or something even more lame) last night, but then I went to a party at a friend’s house and proceeded to overstay my welcome and finish all the wine in the house. I’m an awesome party guest that way. It’s like I have this weird beacon-like homing device […]

Spring Awakening

| April 2, 2009

Ahhh, Spring. Everyone loves Spring, right? I mean, I know people who live in places with brutal winters love Spring. Because the worst is behind us! It will be warm again! I’ll need to shave my legs soon! I decided I kind of hate Spring. I mean, Spring is kind of a moody bitch. She’s […]

Must…Write…Something…

| March 15, 2009

I have gotten into a very bad habit of not writing on my blog. It makes me a little sad and also a little mad. Mostly because I’m a creature of habit and if I stop doing something, I stop doing something. Like for good. Ask my cats about their litterbox. And if the kitchen […]

Loaves and Fishes

| February 25, 2009

So today is Ash Wednesday. You know what that means, right? It means that people walk around with dirt on their foreheads all day today. But you can’t say anything, lest ye look like an asshole. And it also means that it is the start of Lent. And what is Lent? Well it’s a period […]