Oooh, My Back

| October 18, 2011

I’m 34 years old now. Usually I’m not aware of this except on a few occasions: When I drink my face off and try to then function the next day on little sleep When I decide to eat my weight in fried food and then try to fit in my pants When I think I […]

Twitter Gives Me ADD and Also Free Desserts!

| October 17, 2011

I have been on Twitter since 2007, apparently. (I had to check my profile.) (Holy crap that’s a long time!) I don’t know what it is about Twitter, but I love it! I love sharing all my thoughts and people listening and replying to them. It’s the best companion for a spinster with cats. Because […]

Twitter Has Given Me ADD

| October 13, 2011

You guys, I really want to post more. I feel so much more productive and everything when I post. Posting means my hands are doing something besides shoving food into my face-hole. I just have literally run out of ideas. I am not longer able to come up with ideas for posts. Next month is […]

Mysterious Whirring Noise

| October 10, 2011

Last week I noticed that there was an odd noise in my building’s lobby. Then I noticed that this same weird noise was also present in my bathroom. It was a whirring kind of sound. It sounded like the people who live above me left the jets on in their jacuzzi tub. And then never […]