RIF – Reading Is Freaking Exhausting

| November 15, 2009

Did you guys have RIF in school? Reading Is Fundamental? I don’t really remember what it entailed, but that we got a free book and had a book fair. And I was a nerd so YAY! BOOKS! Anyway, I bring this up because I have spent the last seven hours of my day reading a […]

Thursday Night Bullets – Witty Text FAIL

| November 12, 2009

I’m stealing a page out of Rhi’s book and doing bullets as my last post of the week. Because I have nothing to write about. See, I have to be pretty focused when I write each night. And the Bears are on right now and I can only pay attention to one thing. I didn’t […]

You Have The Right To Remain Silent?

| November 11, 2009

So remember that post I talked about yesterday? It isn’t even funny. But I’m posting it anyway, since I don’t like to waste any writings. But I pretty much summed it up yesterday – Rhi came to town, I drank a lot and I met a cop. People, I am tired. I really didn’t mean […]

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| November 10, 2009

I had a really funny post to put here. I wrote it all out today at work on my lunch break and then saved it and planned to email it to myself. But then I forgot and now I’m like “I can’t recreate that! Now what will I write?” See, I have a funny time […]

Praise Be To Neti

| November 6, 2009

First off, I have the very best story EVER in the history of stories and I can’t tell it here. Oh, man do I want to tell it here. It is just that good. Because I am a CHILD and suffer from Foot-In-Mouth Disease. If I could find a way to tell you without talking […]